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08 Apr

si jerry ay katrabaho at matagal ng kabarkada ng asawa ko.“bakit di mo kasama ang asawa mo? siksikan na nuon at may nakatabi akong isang lalakeng kakaiba. hinubad niya ang t-shirt niya at inumpisahan ko syang halikan sa dibdib. dahan dahan ko itong hinuhubad para lalong mabitin ang mga lalake.

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